The Twelve Days of Quality Control (QC)

We know the Holidays can be a stressful time of the year. You and your team are doing their best to meet yearend goals while hanging up the lights and fighting mall traffic. We are happy to tell you that you’ve almost reached the finish line – happily, there are fewer than twelve days until Christmas.

Our countdown to Christmas gave us an idea; and after some barnstorming and laughter, we want to share a new carol that celebrates all the TMF challenges we’ve overcome together during this past year. We hope you sing along proudly and merrily, knowing that you’ve played an important role in keeping your TMF off the ‘naughty list’.

On the first day of QC my teammate sent to me,

One unsigned PI CV.

 

On the second day of QC my teammate sent to me,

Two duplicates and one unsigned PI CV.

 

On the third day of QC my teammate sent to me,

Three blurry docs, two duplicates, and one unsigned PI CV.

 

On the fourth day of QC my teammate sent to me,

Four misplaced logs, three blurry docs, two duplicates, and one unsigned PI CV.

 

On the fifth day of QC my teammate sent to me,

Five broken links… four misplaced logs, three blurry docs, two duplicates, and one unsigned PI CV.

 

On the sixth day of QC my teammate sent to me,

Six servers frying, five broken links… four misplaced logs, three blurry docs, two duplicates, and one unsigned PI CV.

 

On the seventh day of QC my teammate sent to me,

Seven SIFs a sinking, six servers frying, five broken links… four misplaced logs, three blurry docs, two duplicates and

one unsigned PI CV.

 

On the eight day of QC my teammate sent to me,

Eight e-sigs copied, seven SIFs a sinking, six servers frying, five broken links… four misplaced logs, three blurry docs, two duplicates, and one unsigned PI CV.

 

On the ninth day of QC my teammate sent to me,

Ninety notes to file, eight e-sigs copied, seven SIFs a sinking, six servers frying, five broken links… four misplaced logs, three blurry docs, two duplicates and one unsigned PI CV.

 

On the tenth day of QC my teammate sent to me,

Ten days til’ close-out, ninety notes to file, eight e-sigs copied, seven SIFs a sinking, six servers frying, five broken links… four misplaced logs, three blurry docs, two duplicates, and one unsigned PI CV.

 

On the eleventh day of QC my teammate sent to me,

Eleven thousand emails, ten days til’ close-out (visit rescheduled), ninety notes to file, eight e-sigs copied, seven SIFs a sinking, six servers frying, five broken links… four misplaced logs, three blurry docs, two duplicates, and one unsigned PI CV.

 

On the twelfth day of QC my teammate sent to me,

Twelve audit findings, eleven thousand emails, ten days til’ close-out (visit rescheduled), ninety notes to file, eight e-sigs copied, seven SIFs a sinking, six servers frying, five broken links… four misplaced logs, three blurry docs, two duplicates, and one unsigned PI CV.

Happy Holidays from all of us at LMK!

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